my top ten lists
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Ok, i was inspired to do this because of another top 10 that i read. so here it is. only i'm doing a top 12, cause everything is bigger in ashtabula county.
Top 12 reason's i'm not getting married.
12. girls are stupid.
11. most girls are insecure when they're around someone as pretty as me.
10. there is no girl who can cook enough food to satisfy someone like me. so i might as well not even make 'em try.
9. most girls wouldn't even consider someone as ugly as me. so i gave up trying.
8. i think i'd just have a hard time getting used to that only one girl thing.
7. technically i'm already spoken for. mango loves me, and i love her.
6. the girl i marry has to like hormel chily on her ice cream.
5. i'm holding out for the woman who's part geek, part jock, part hillbilly, part nerd, and whole christian. God doesn't seem to make too many like that anymore.
4. i've done the whole engaged thing already, and to be honest with you, it's overrated. besides, that makes me damaged. what girl wants that.
3. she'd have to love ferris bueller with all her heart, body, and soul. so far, that's never happened to anyone but me.
2. show me a girl who likes and understands wrestling. i'll marry her.
and the number one reason i'll never get married.
chicks dig single guys. or so i hope.
Top 10 reason’s never to go to bethel
10. they have church where I lift weights.
9. I got my share of power point in grover’s class.
8. I never really had to open my bible, but it’s a good thing I had it so I had something to write on.
7. they use a shade of blue on their splash screen. This eerily reminded me of Microsoft. Can they really be connected to the evil empire?? I don’t want to find out.
6. they stole our shortstop
5. they don’t have a musician as talented as shaun Easton.
4. I felt like I was at a Joshua McDowell seminar.
3. they actually used verses from the part of the bible that we don’t have to know. Who (besides the Jewish) does that anymore??
2. the computer is a big part of their sermon. Computers are evil and I won’t have anything to do with them.
and the number one reason why I’ll never go to bethel.
1. because then I would lose to Eagleville when we played softball.
ok, so for those of you who know my brother, this info is for him. for those who don't know him, if you want to understand any of this, his buddy name is chilids2
top 10 things you won't find on the bunk of 16 year old girl at Scioto hills.
10. i love matt, mickey, classic, chilids, or any other name referring to my brother.
9. cedarville rocks
8. 4 cylinder jeeps are cool
7. i date the first baseman of a church softball team.
6. matt is cuter than joel estes.
5. women women, we were wishin' you would get back to the kitchen.
4. brandy loves the boys of the hill.
3. basement boyz rock
2. jessica loves... i was gonna say something so wrong.
1. and the number one thing you'll never find on the bunk of a sixteen year old girl at scioto hills. there's no place like 127.0.0.1
top 10 reasons my brother needs a girlfriend.
10. he needs someone who shares his driving abilities. who better than a teenage girl.
9. have you seen his pillow?? i pray every night that some girl will talk finally throw it away for me.
8. the guy wears hiking boots w/ jean shorts and a flannel t-shirt.
7. he needs someone to drive his sissy jeep.
6. i know you might not believe it, but sometimes, he just gets lonely.
5. he needs a maid to clean his room and do his laundry. he's been shrinking all of his clothes lately.
4. the guy needs a date for all these upcoming weddings. someone please have pity on him.
3. somewhere, something went wrong. he's currently reading a book about growing up as an adolescent teenage girl. i didn't have the heart to tell him he's a twenty year old named MATT.
2. can you get dumped by a canadian girlfriend you never had?? matt just did.
1. so he'll give up on dating everyone i know.
top 10 reasons my brother will never date a girl
10. have you seen his hair??
9. his jeep's a four banger. c'mon. what respectable girl wouldn't laugh at that.
8. he went away to school w/out the brain.
7. he gets lost on dates. i mean, this is the guy who got lost trying to find the apple orchard 1 mile from the house he's lived his whole life in.
6. he plays first base. don't you remember the girls that hung around cecil fielder?? i don't.
5. two words. ex-wrestler.
4. food. have you ever seen that boy devour a pizza?? what girl would like that.
3. on a youth pastors salary, he'll never be able to afford that mail order bride.
2. even cedarville girls aren't that desperate.
1. what girl would want the last name miklacic.
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